Celebrity Look-Alike

Usually when someone is compared to a celebrity they are told they look like Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, or another equally attractive celeb. It's a nice compliment hearing yourself compared to a good looking human. With the exception of tactless individuals, most people aren't going to tell you that they think you look like Roseanne Barr, Rhea Perlman, or Nick Nolte.


These comparisons, good or bad, are usually inaccurate and all over the map. I know of a gal who has been told she looks like Scarlet Johansson by some and the Hanson brothers by others.

My comparison, however, is quite accurate. I first saw myself in this picture and thought that I looked like a certain celeb, but when my brother told me the same without having spoken with him about it, I knew I was doomed. I look exactly like Steve Buscemi, Hollywood's most atrociously hideous actor, in this picture:

Don't try to comfort me or tell me that I normally look like Kutcher or Nick Cannon. The proof is in the pudding, folks.